I’m beginning to think I have the right to write ‘third wheel’ as my job description.
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Shared: 12 hours agoStephen Fry: What did Alexander the Great do with the banana and the ring-necked parakeet?
Jeremy Hardy: Partied all night long.
Jo Brand: Was he like those people that go into the ER and say, "I was just vacuuming, and I slipped, and it went up my arse"?
Jeremy: "I put the parrot in to get it out."
Stephen: Well, no, the answer is actually that, er, Alexander the Great introduced them to Europe.
Shared: 12 hours ago
Jeremy Hardy: Partied all night long.
Jo Brand: Was he like those people that go into the ER and say, "I was just vacuuming, and I slipped, and it went up my arse"?
Jeremy: "I put the parrot in to get it out."
Stephen: Well, no, the answer is actually that, er, Alexander the Great introduced them to Europe.
Shared: 12 hours ago
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